Mind Reading

I proctored an engineering exam for a professor yesterday. As the students took the exam I read through all the questions and added up the points for the questions that involved NO MATH. If I answered every question correctly I could have made a 53 on the exam. And then if there was a grading curve...okay, so I'm not cut out to be an engineer.

I was able to practice my mind reading skills while I sat there and compiled a list of some of the thoughts I picked up on. A few are listed here.

Talking to myself isn't cheating...right?

If I wiggle my foot really fast maybe some of the neurons in my brain will fire.

Gee, my hair smells terrific!

If I stare at this problem really hard, the answer is bound to come to me.

I'm the first one through...nana nana boo boo.